You have been given direct orders to rock out
Rock out like you just made your first Facebook account then rock out because you deleted it. Like a virgin, touched for the very first time. Like you finally just ran over the neighbors cat thats been eating out of your garbage can. Like John's back. Rock out like you saw a picture of yourself on a milk carton. Like you're finally tall enough for the rides at disneyland. Like you're the bee's knees in the cats pajamas. Like you got everything to show, but nothing to prove. Like you just open your first happy meal. Rock out like you just drank a 1/2 cup of evaporated milk. Like you are the student of the week. Like you Gene Simmons. Like you can vote but you know your only 17. Like North Korea is one of United States alliances. Rock out like you created a new word for the dictionary. Like you can grow a beard and leave it for at least a month. Like you are someones mentor. Like you overcame the fear of failure. Rock out like someone fed you peeled, seedless grapes. Like you looked into your child's eyes, see yourself, and smile. Like you reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength. Like you just went horseback riding. Like you just planted your own tree. Like you joined a social etiquette class and further refine your mannerisms.
The facebook one was funny it gave me a nice giggle
ReplyDeletehaha i like the virgin line...it made me laugh
ReplyDeletenot going to lie...kinda nasty
ReplyDeleteI agree with Nelsons gift about the nasty! Other than that though the others made me laugh. I think this one was my favorite "you're finally tall enough for the rides at disneyland"
ReplyDeleteLiked the one 4th from the bottom. that's one of the best things to rock out to... Some of these could have been left out tho... like the second and third one... :/
ReplyDeleteI liked all of your lines. I thought they were clever.
ReplyDeletesome lines i LOVE.
ReplyDeletelike running over the neighbors cats hahahaha
i love that you put what you personally would rock out to not just what people in general would rock out too.
My favorite line is... like you looked into your child's eyes, see yourself, and smile.
it's pure brilliance (:
like you're the bee's knees in the cats pajamas
ReplyDeletelike you got everything to show, but nothing to prove.
Loved those ones!! The bee's knees one made me laugh.
In meaning of a Virgin can simple be as little as a existing in a native or raw form, meaning not processed or refined. Get your mind out of the gutter, and it is also a famous song by Madonna. At the time I was rocking out to that song.
ReplyDeleteI like it especially "like you reflect on your greatest weakness, and realize how it is your greatest strength" , one thing I would change though would get rid of the bullets, in my mind it split it up into different entries, not one flowing poem.
ReplyDeleteVery fun to read. A lot of unique lines here. Stuff you wouldn't see on anyone else's blog. Good job.
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